Salt and Blood Pressure Father: Shut up! Don't tell your father how to manage our business. I have eaten more salt than you have rice! Son: Yes, s.... [閱讀全文]

某天夜黑風高的晚上，公園中一對男女在卿卿我我！ 其對話如下: Woman: Oh! Please don't touch me! Oh! Please don't touch...! Oh! Please ...don't......! Oh! Please...............!.... [閱讀全文]

伸四個指頭，是幾？ Four。 彎曲四個指頭，是幾？ Wonderfol…….... [閱讀全文]

1．we two who and who？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿 　　 2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎麼是你，怎麼老是你？ 　　 3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鳥我，我也.... [閱讀全文]

小明剛開始學習英語不久，剛學了一些簡單的對話。一天出電梯太急不小心撞到了一個老外。 小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 　　 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorr.... [閱讀全文]

文化差異在任何地方都得到體現，下面是一個小笑話： 一個台灣人出國，海關要求打開行李檢查，發現有七條內褲，奇怪問原因 台灣人回答："Sunday,Monday,Tuesday..Saturday" 官員明白是一天一條。 接著來了個法國人，官員要求打開行李檢查發現有五條內褲，.... [閱讀全文]

The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom,one's marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly,her.... [閱讀全文]

As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well,it's a very comm.... [閱讀全文]

早期華人移民到美國西岸，多半都是經營中國餐館生意，一家人分工合作，爸爸管帳房櫃檯，兒子跑堂，老媽掌廚，一家人倒也其樂融融。 一天一個老外第一次進中國餐館，不諳點菜方法，兒子看客人自己一個人來，不方便點合菜，就推薦老外牛肉麵，兒子大喊：『牛肉麵一碗』。 不一會兒麵就上桌了，老外習慣吃生冷的食物，也.... [閱讀全文]