台灣人說英語(笑死氣死老外)

作者:咔咔 時間:2010-01-11 14:33:26 字體:[ ]

1we two who and who
咱倆誰跟誰阿
  
2how are you ? how old are you?
怎麼是你,怎麼老是你?
  
3you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鳥我,我也不鳥你
  
4you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers together up
你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!


5hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,無事退朝
  
6you me you me
彼此彼此
  
7You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站住!
  
8know is know noknow is noknow
知之為知之,不知為不知
  
9WATCH SISTER
表妹
  
10dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞!
  
11American Chinese not enough
美中不足
  
12one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
車禍現場描述
  
13heart flower angry open
心花怒放


14go past no mistake past
走過路過,不要錯過
  

15If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要錢沒有,要命一條
  
16I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25


17you have two down son
你有兩下子。
  
18as far as you go to die
有多遠,死多遠!!


19
I give you face you don’ t wanna face,you lose your face ,I turn my face
給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉

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